"I don't know when they started messing with our water, but I'd wager that it was after Roswell," reveals source. "So much changed after Roswell, the CIA and NSA were created just weeks after Roswell. Is that a coincidence? Well, after awhile I've gotten sick and tired of all the coincidences. They all lean to the alien phenomenon being real and legit. After some point all the coincidences and happenings just gotta be seen as a pattern of behavior, as a factual occurrence of events. Or I can roll snake eyes 12342 times in a row. Yeah, that'd be dope."