Chicken Little: Sky is Falling

World Famous Celebrity superchick, Chicken Little, recently released a statement concerning the coming climate lockdowns, "The sky is falling." WUAPASS has learned a partial atmospheric collapse occurred in 2009, and with elevated CO2 levels projected every tens years to threaten us as the sun radiates lower energy our way at these times. "They'll unleash a global pandemic to stop Skyfall if they have to. The next low sun cycle is 2029 so should be some major BS up here soon, but they're also ready to release the sequestered covert tech. At this point they have no choice cause they'll be screwed just like everyone else for the most part. But at the top, they're always golden because of the DUMBs at all that infrastructure. It''ll be hell on Earth up here, down there they'll be living normally."

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